American Cosmic

Way back in 2016 I wrote a blog post about the book The Super Natural and how I was amazed that a professor of religious studies had taken up the study of UFOs. In 2019, another religious studies professor released a UFO book! It's called American Cosmic: UFOs, Religion, Technology written by D.W. Pasulka, who teaches at the University of North Carolina Wilmington.

I actually read this book right after it was published, while Wendy and I were on a cruise. I distinctly remember reading a passage in the book where the author quoted someone who had a UFO sighting in Guatemala; at that moment our cruise ship was heading to Guatemala for our next stop! (Also, this morning when I got the book down from the shelf to write this post, I discovered it was holding a Holland America business card that reads: "Your stateroom is serviced by: Wayan". Thank you, Wayan!)

At any rate, I read the book two years ago and I've been meaning to write a post about it ever since. Several things really stuck with me.

Pasulka got interested in UFOs by way of purgatory. She had just finished writing a book about Catholic purgatory (a place where souls not perfect enough for heaven go for purification) based on obscure texts dating from 1300 to 1880. They included descriptions of orbs, luminous beings, shining aerial discs, and other phenomenon that were purported to be souls from purgatory. A friend of hers commented that they sounded like UFOs, and invited her to a local UFO conference the next weekend. Thus began her trip down the rabbit hole.

The thing that stuck with me most from the book are her comments about absurdity. For example, she talked about taking some students to meet a man who'd had a UFO encounter. He was a businessman, a pilot, and a credible, well-regarded community member. He described his UFO sighting while on a fishing trip, and her students were completely absorbed in his account, right up until he said he had an out of body experience, flew to Mars, and saw Bigfoot. Stunned, the students turned to look at her, as if to ask "Are we supposed to believe this?"

She explained that religions have relied on absurdity in different ways:

  • In the early days of Christianity, she says, the Roman ruling class dismissed the new religion because they viewed Christians as cannibals, who eat their god during the act of communion. That absurdity gave Christianity time to grow on the fringes of society, until it "erupted into a new state religion... with billions of practitioners"
  • In Zen Buddhism, absurdity is used in a different way, through koans such as "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" These koans are designed to "fatigue the rational mind" (I love that phrase!) to make way for something new. In this case, enlightenment.

Pasulka suggests both elements of the absurd are at play with UFOs. The idea of Bigfoot and astral travel to Mars is so absurd many people, especially in the upper layers of society, will dismiss it entirely, relegating the subject to the fringes. And she quotes the UFO researcher Jacques Vallee, who wonders if a UFO sighting acts just like a koan, opening up the viewer to some new state of consciousness beyond what we consider normal.

As she got deeper into the field of UFOs, Pasulka encountered more and more scientists (some of whom run research labs at major universities) who not only believe that an extraterrestrial intelligence has visited earth, but that they have worked with its technology, leading to various breakthroughs, such as better capacitors for pacemakers, new treatment for bone cancer, and even technology used in smart phones. That might sound crazy, but she also points out that it's nothing new. Founders of both the Russian and American space program believed they were in contact with and being guided by extraterrestrials! Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, "the founding father of rocketry and aeronautics", and Jack Parsons, a rocket engineer who co-founded the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, both believed these things. I find this fascinating. Pasulka notes that most people at NASA she's talked to either aren't aware of this bit of history, or they know about it but are too embarrassed by it to discuss it. I find that fascinating, too!

This was a very thought-provoking book. Even after two years, I felt compelled to write a blog post about it. It's a much gentler introduction to the world of UFOs and religion than The Super Natural, so if you're interested in these topics, I recommend reading American Cosmic first.

Gordon

Yesterday we had our cat Gordon put to sleep. His health started deteriorating in December, and the vet diagnosed him with cancer. She prescribed some medicine to help alleviate his symptoms. The meds helped for a while, but last weekend Gordon took a turn for the worse. He was barely eating and really struggled to walk. We knew it was time. We loved him very much; it was very hard and very sad to say goodbye.

Gordon was 15 years old. He spent the first 6 years of his life in a shelter, and the last 9 years with us. Today, actually, is the 9 year anniversary of him coming to live with us.

Wendy said something yesterday, which I whole-heartedly agree with: "I've always felt sorry for people when they had to have their pet put to sleep. But now that I've been through it, I realize I haven't felt sorry enough!" It's just an awful thing to go through.

I'm also grateful that Wendy reminded me of a blog post I wrote a year ago about a book called "After Life". I wrote this:

"[The book] mentioned the five stages of grief, but said the problem with it is that it implies a linear approach, where you come out the other end suddenly feeling better. The book suggested a different idea, the shape of the number 8, where grief is more like a cycle. The positive feelings are on top and the negative on the bottom, and you can move around in any order, at any time."

Lastly, we identified a few positive things about the pandemic:

  1. We didn't travel for Christmas, so we didn't have to leave Gordon while he was sick.
  2. Since we both have to work remotely, we've been around Gordon all day every day for the last 10 months. For example, I usually keep the door to the office closed while I work. When Gordon wanted to hang out with me during the day, he would scratch at the door until I let him in. And when he was done hanging out with me, he would sit with his nose about an inch away from the door until I let him out. We performed that dance many, many times thanks to the pandemic.

I'll end this post with some pictures. RIP, Mr. G.

Plumbing Fixtures

Several years ago we had our kitchen remodeled, and a year or so after that, our bathrooms remodeled. It all turned out very well, and we're happy with how they look and the work that all the contractors did. But the weird thing is that we've had all kinds of trouble with the various new fixtures that we had installed, like faucets, faucet handles, and shower heads. We bought these things from a variety of places, like a specialty shop (which we were told had higher quality items), big box stores like Home Depot and Lowes, and even Amazon. Here's a rundown of the issues:

Master Bath shower head

A few months after the bathrooms were remodeled, the shower head in the master bath started making a constant, high-pitched sound when taking a shower. I put up with it for a while, but it got really annoying to hear that noise right by my head every. single. morning. Since it was brand new, I didn't think the holes in the shower head could be clogged, but I tried cleaning them anyway. It didn't help. Finally, I called the specialty store we bought it from and explained what was going on. Bizarrely, they couldn't find any record of my order in their system, even though I still had all the order information from the receipt. But they sent me a new shower head regardless (free of charge) and it's worked fine ever since. (Knock on wood)

Hall Bath sink faucet

In the hall bathroom, we had a new sink and faucet installed during the remodel. Over time, the hot-water handle slowly got harder and harder to turn. The cold-water handle was totally fine. Wendy mainly uses this bathroom, so I wasn't aware of how bad it was getting. Eventually, the handle got impossible to turn, so for a while she just stopped using hot water. Around this time, we had guests planning to come visit, so that provided the motivation to get it fixed. I called the manufacturer this time, and they sent me a new handle free of charge. After painstaking effort, I managed to get the stuck handle off; the new one installed easily and all was well. I wish I could say it has worked fine ever since, but I noticed recently that it's now harder to turn than usual. Sigh.

Hall Bath tub stopper

We also got a new bathtub during the remodel, and it came with a neat drain stopper that clicks closed when pushed, and clicks open when pushed again. I really liked it because it seemed fancy. Unfortunately, after a while it fell apart, and despite my best attempts I couldn't put it back together. The specialty store wasn't any help, so I turned to the internet. But no matter how much I searched, I couldn't find an exact replacement anywhere. Bummer! So I bought a cheap drain stopper from Home Depot. And then, after a few months, it broke. And then I forgot that it broke. So during all this time, which was many months, if not years, we couldn't take baths because we didn't have a working bathtub drain stopper. A few months ago I rediscovered this whole problem, and started investigating it all over again. This time, I found an online supply store in Canada with the exact push-to-click drain stopper we had originally. I bought it, and it's been working great ever since. We can now take baths again!

Kitchen sink faucet

Now it's time to talk about the kitchen. We got new cabinets, a new sink, and a new faucet. After a couple of years the faucet started making a horrendous squeaking/scraping sound when it rotated. It truly sounded awful. So I contacted the manufacturer through their website, and uploaded a video of the problem. I just realized as I'm typing this that I still have the video. Here it is. Enjoy!

Since it had a lifetime warranty, the manufacturer sent me a new faucet, which I installed myself (and I was quite proud of that). Thankfully, the new faucet rotated without a sound. I was so glad it was fixed.

A year later, though, the new faucet started leaking. It had a pull-down spout, and whenever the faucet was turned on, water sprayed out of the hose connected to the spout.

So, I went back to the manufacturer's website and uploaded some photos. They sent me a new faucet again (which I installed myself again).

However! One year later, the finish on the handle started to peel. A lot. And it looked disgusting. So I contacted the manufacturer a THIRD time and uploaded a photo:

This time they just sent me a new handle. But that presented a whole new problem because I couldn't remove the tiny screw that held the old handle in place! It was all rusted over due to the peeling. Frustrated, I went online and discovered many reviews of this faucet with the same peeling problem. Enough was enough, so I cut ties with that manufacturer (Pfister) and bought a different faucet made by a different company. It's working great.

Kitchen sink

And finally, the kitchen sink. We got a new stainless steel sink as part of the kitchen remodel. Last year, we noticed it had cracked. I kid you not:

It wasn't a big crack, but it was definitely a noticeable one. In a stainless steel sink, of all places. I don't know about you, but in my experience, cracks tend to get worse over time, not better. So I contacted the manufacturer via their website and uploaded pictures. A few weeks later I got my one and only response from them: a shipping notice that a new sink was on its way.

I was not confident that I could install a new sink by myself, so I hired a plumber to do the job. He said he'd never seen a crack in a stainless steel sink before, and that it looked like a manufacturing defect. That was small comfort when it came time to pay his bill.


If memory serves, those are all of the plumbing fixture issues we had. And with any luck, that will be the last of them. But I'm casting a wary and disapproving eye towards that faucet handle in the hall bath that's getting harder and harder to turn.

Winter Notes

Driveway

We didn't get much snow in December. Only about 3 inches. In fact, the last several years, Chicago has gotten more snow in April than in December, and there's a good chance that streak continues this year.

Most of those 3 inches of snow fell on December 30; it started as rain and sleet before transitioning to snow. Wendy and I didn't have anywhere to go that week, so I didn't bother shoveling the driveway the next day. I really regret that now! There's been a solid layer of ice on our driveway ever since. Several times I've gone out and hacked away at it with a metal shovel to try breaking it up. Every time it does start to break up, I clear it off and discover there's still a layer of ice underneath. What a pain! It's been 2 and half weeks since that storm, and I've only managed to clear half the driveway. The weather hasn't warmed up enough to melt it, and doesn't look like it will for the foreseeable future.

Winter Measurements

Speaking of snow, I've been dutifully tracking daily precipitation throughout the winter for CoCoRaHS (See this post for a refresher). Last winter I got discouraged at how much work it was to track snow measurements, so I stopped after a while. Here are all the things they want tracked:

  • The melted amount of new snow that fell in the rain gauge's outer cylinder.
  • The depth of new snow on a snow board.
  • Using an outer cylinder to extract a core of new snow from the snow board and reporting the melted amount.
  • The total depth of snow on the ground.
  • Once per week, using an outer cylinder to extract a core of snow from the ground and reporting the melted amount.

That is a crazy amount to measure! They do say you don't have to do all of those things, though. You're a volunteer, so just do what you can. This year I decided to be fully prepared heading into winter. I watched all of their training videos, attended a webinar, and bought the extra supplies they recommend, which include:

  • An extra outer cylinder for the rain gauge.
  • A "snow stick" -- basically a yard stick that measures to the tenth of an inch.
  • A "snow swatter" -- basically a hard plastic fly swatter to help collect core samples.
  • A snow board on which to measure new snow. They recommend a large piece of plywood painted white but I went with a white commercial-grade cutting board that some users recommended.

It's still a lot of work, but with those extra supplies (and having to work from home due to the pandemic), I've been able to track measurements every day.

One of the handy things I learned from their training videos is that instead of melting snow to measure the liquid amount, you can get the same value by weighing it. An inch of water weighs 201 grams. By weighing the snow in the cylinder using a kitchen scale, subtracting the weight of the cylinder, and dividing by 201, you get the amount of liquid water in inches. When we got the 2+ inches of snow/rain/sleet on December 30th, I tried first weighing and then melting/measuring the amount in the rain gauge, and I was kind of amazed that it worked! Both techniques came out to 0.73 inches of water.

(A clever tip I picked up from the webinar was to use a permanent marker to write the weight of the empty outer cylinder on the bottom. Since I have 2 outer cylinders now, and they weigh a slightly different amount, that tip has been very handy.)

Tahini-Fig Muffins

Finally, a few weeks ago Wendy tried out a new recipe: Tahini muffins with figs. I thought it sounded really weird, but was willing to give it a try. For the first couple of muffins I ate, my taste buds agreed: they were weird muffins. But they grew on me, and by the end of the batch I thought they were really good. Wendy made another batch this week (with an extra egg to make them less crumbly and with twice as many figs as called for), and they were quite good. Here's a link to the recipe, if you're interested: 

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/08/tahini-muffins-with-figs.html

Wendy said she would consider adding cinnamon if she makes them again.

Jupiter-Saturn Conjunction

At one point last week I looked at the weather forecast for the coming days and it showed nothing but clouds. I was disappointed, concerned that I would miss out on seeing the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction. However, if there was one thing I learned leading up to the solar eclipse a few years ago, it's that forecasting cloud cover, even just a few days in advance, is very difficult.

Fortunately, on Sunday the clouds cleared out, and Wendy and I got to see the conjunction. I started with binoculars, but after a while got out the telescope and set it up. Both planets, along with Jupiter's moons and Saturn's rings, were visible in the same field of view. It was a very cool sight. I took some admittedly terrible pictures with my cell phone; this is the one that turned out best:

Jupiter is the large bright spot on the right; Saturn is on the lower left. If you look closely, you can spot what sure look like five Galilean moons of Jupiter. That's rather surprising since there are only 4 Galilean moons. I suggested to Wendy that perhaps I'd just made a momentous scientific discovery. "McHenry Man Discovers New Moon of Jupiter!" the headlines would read. She wasn't buying it, and neither was I, to be honest. I figured it had to be a background star, but what are the odds a star would line up perfectly with the Galilean moons on one of the nights I look through the telescope?

After I was done looking at the conjunction (I looked at it for a good long while because it was just so darn cool), I went inside and used the free Stellarium program to figure out just what this "fifth moon" was. Here's the view Stellarium showed:

It looked exactly like what I saw. There was no label immediately visible on the object, which was between Callisto and Ganymede, so I knew it wasn't a moon. Clicking the object revealed that it was in fact a background star, going by the name of HIP 99314. So, mystery solved. No scientific discovery for me.

You might also notice that Stellarium shows a couple of Saturn's moons. It's possible that one of them, Titan, was visible in the telescope; I don't remember. I wish now that I'd looked at Stellarium before looking through the telescope. I'll have to remember that for next time.

Technically, Jupiter and Saturn were at their closest on Monday, but that day was totally cloudy here. I would have loved to look at them again, but I'm glad I at least got the opportunity on Sunday.

And with that, it's nearly midnight here. Merry Christmas!

Popcorn

Over the past few years I've been eating popcorn more often. I'm not entirely sure why; I used to think popcorn was boring and never ate it, but now I really enjoy it. I started off with store brand popcorn kernels, but soon discovered a preference for Pop-Secret Jumbo Popping Corn, since it was big and had fewer unpopped kernels.

However, one of the things Wendy got me for my birthday this year was a variety pack of popcorn from Amish Country Popcorn:

Over the next few months I tried all 10 varieties, and it was really surprising how much better some of them were!

Here are the 10 varieties, and the brief description that accompanied each one:

  • Mushroom: Pops in a Ball
  • Purple: Tender, Less Hulls, More Flavor, Higher in Antioxidants
  • Extra Large: Caramel Type
  • Red: Fewer Hulls
  • Baby White: Extra Small and Tender
  • Medium Yellow
  • Rainbow: Unique Blend
  • Ladyfinger: Smallest of the Hulless
  • Blue: Just a Little Sweeter
  • Medium White: Hulless

I had no idea there were so many different types, or that hulless popcorn even existed. The first one we tried was Purple, and we could tell from the first bite that it was much better than traditional popcorn. When we tried Mushroom (which really did pop in a ball), it tasted like normal popcorn, which was disappointing now that we knew popcorn could taste so much better!

The Extra Large (Caramel Type) popcorn was another one that tasted like plain popcorn, so Wendy turned it into caramel corn, which was delicious. The opposite of Extra Large was clearly Ladyfinger, which tasted good, but it was so ridiculously tiny it was almost comical. I kind of wish now that I'd taken a picture of Ladyfinger side-by-side with Extra Large.

When I finished the variety pack, I had 3 clear favorites: Red, Purple, and Blue, so I ordered one-pound bags of all three.

That wasn't the only popcorn I've tried recently, though. A few months ago Wendy joined the Rancho Gordo Bean Club, which delivers a selection of heirloom beans every quarter (she'd been on the waiting list for nearly a year, and was super excited when the invitation finally arrived). Her first shipment included a bonus bag of Crimson popcorn. I'm not clear if it's any different than the Red Amish Popcorn, but I was still excited to try it, and I can report that it, too, is delicious.

Meanwhile, we still have an unopened jar of Pop-Secret Jumbo Popping Corn sitting in our cabinet. I don't know when, or even if, we'll use it!

James Baldwin

A few years ago a coworker gave me a copy of the documentary movie "I Am Not your Negro", which is about James Baldwin. Although he said it was really good, I didn't watch it at the time. I was afraid of the uncomfortable truths it might make me face.

A few months ago, though, I sat down and watched it. My coworker was right; it was really good! I'd heard of James Baldwin before, but didn't know much about him. He was an author, a speaker, and an activist. The movie included several clips of interviews with Baldwin, and I was amazed at how profound and insightful his comments were. Here's one example:

And another:

Later, I mentioned to the coworker that I finally watched the movie and really enjoyed it. He said he'd just bought, but not yet read, a book about Baldwin called "Begin Again". It's written by Eddie Glaude Jr, a professor at Princeton.

I bought that book, read it, and enjoyed it. The book really drove home a couple of points:

  1. The civil rights movement failed. It got a few laws changed, but didn't change the hearts of white America. The elections of Nixon and Reagan were evidence of this, according to both the author and Baldwin.
  2. America is a lie. Its heroes, its documents, its myths are a lie. America is not a free country, because white people think they matter more.

After finishing the book, I decided it was time to read Baldwin's writings, instead of just reading about him. I started with "Notes of a Native Son" which is a collection of his essays. Some of them were really good, but a few were specific to 1950's pop culture, which I found less interesting.

By this point I noticed that every so often something Baldwin wrote or said reminded me of Leonard Cohen. It was usually some short, profound statement of truth. They both wrote poetry, so I guess it's not too surprising. For example, the book "Begin Again" got its title from this Baldwin quote:

"Not everything is lost. Responsibility cannot be lost, it can only be abdicated. If one refuses abdication, then one begins again."

Here's another quote that really stuck with me:

"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain."

After "Notes of a Native Son" I decided to read some of Baldwin's fiction. I checked out a book from the library collecting 3 of his early novels. The first one was "Go Tell It on the Mountain" which was very good; kind of a tour through the hearts of the main characters (in that way it reminded me of "The Brothers Karamazov").

I'm currently halfway through the 2nd book, "Giovanni's Room", and the 3rd book is "Another Country" which I'm very much looking forward to. I read a review where someone said their book club read it and nearly everyone thought it was one of the best novels they had ever read.

Jupiter

Way back in 2013, while doing research for my Android astronomy app, I came across the blog of AstroBob, written by Bob King, an amateur astronomer. I quickly learned that it's a one-stop shop for all things happening in the night sky, and how to see them. I've been following it ever since.

Last Friday, AstroBob posted about a neat event happening that night. With a large enough telescope, you would be able to see the shadows of 2 of Jupiter's moons cross the face of the planet, and the Great Red Spot would be visible at the same time! That sounded really cool, like a triple feature!

It was totally clear that night, so around 10:45pm, I set up the telescope in the driveway and aimed it at Jupiter. Right on cue, shortly after 11pm, there were 2 shadows visible, along with the Great Red Spot. The shadows belonged to the moons Ganymede and Io. Ganymede's shadow was bigger and quite clear. Io's shadow was much smaller and harder to spot, but as it slowly moved closer to the center it was easier to identify. I could also make out several bands of clouds on Jupiter. Between the Great Red Spot, the cloud bands, and the 2 moon shadows, it was quite a sight!

I tried taking some pictures with my phone's camera, but as you can probably guess, they didn't turn out great. Still, you can easily see some of Jupiter's moons:

I also looked at Saturn through the scope and could easily see its rings. The camera couldn't, of course, but you can kind of tell from the shape that rings were there.

I was outside for a full hour watching the show. I got a number of mosquito bites, but, for once, it wasn't the mosquitoes that drove me inside, it was the skunk smell! I heard a rustling in the bushes behind me at one point, but didn't see anything. A bit later, the smell was unmistakable and only getting stronger, so I called it a night, packed up, and went inside.

New Trails

A couple of weeks ago was a birthday/furlough/vacation extravaganza. I was on furlough for the week, which happened to coincide with my birthday, so Wendy used vacation time to take the week off of work. I opened presents, we had a delicious birthday carrot cake with cream cheese frosting, and we also explored some hiking and biking trails we'd never been to before.

Somme Woods

We started off by visiting the hiking trails at Somme Woods in Northbrook. Unfortunately, they were a big disappointment. The trail was very narrow, with weeds as tall as me on both sides. Although the woods were pretty, I did not enjoy walking through giant weeds. After a quarter of a mile we gave up.

All was not lost, though. We left Somme Woods and drove to a nearby city park (the kind with playgrounds and freshly mowed grass and no man-sized weeds) where we had a nice picnic lunch. Then we went across the street and got ice cream from Graeter's, which is an ice cream chain we first visited in Cincinnati last year on our trip to the Serpent Mound (see this post).

Sun Lake Forest Preserve

The next day we went on a hike at the Sun Lake Forest Preserve in Lake County. This trail was very wide, much more my style:

We went on a 2.5 mile hike, stopping at one point to take a picture of Sun Lake way off in the distance.

The only drawback to this hike was the heat. We didn't realize how hot it was when we started, and were both beginning to melt by the end. Now that I think about it, there really weren't that many trees for a so-called forest preserve. It would have been nice to have a bit more shade on this hike.

Long Prairie Trail

The next day we went for a bike ride on the Long Prairie Trail, and it was fantastic. The trail was mostly flat and the weather was perfect (sunny, in the 70s, with a cool breeze). We rode through a couple of small towns, past a lot of cornfields, and through numerous "tree tunnels" that provided lots of shade. The trail is 15 miles long, but after 7 miles we decided to take a short break and turn around, so we rode 14 miles round trip. That's our longest ride of the year.

Here's the start of the trail:

One of many tree tunnels:

One of many cornfields:

I really liked how the trail had little rest stops off the main trail, so you could take a break without being in the way of other bikers.

We saw several of these "Farm Crossing" signs. I guess it's where tractors and other farm equipment can cross over the trail.

Even though it's a 45-minute drive to get to the trail, this is easily one of my new favorites. I hope to go back there sometime soon and hopefully one day ride all 15 miles of it.

Cormorants

In my recent blog post about Turtles, I mentioned an article I read about the Loch Ness monster. That article had several references to the blog lochnessmystery.blogspot.com, which I hadn't heard of, so I started following it via my RSS reader.

Saturday afternoon I read the latest post from the blog, about an unidentified object in a recent photo of Loch Ness, which most people thought looked suspiciously like the head of a snorkeler. Shortly after reading that I decided to go for a walk around the neighborhood. That article must have put me in a Loch-Ness frame of mind, because as I walked along the large pond near our house, I saw a long thin neck and head of a bird sticking out of the water, and I thought "That's funny, that looks almost exactly like a small Loch Ness monster." I also though it was unusual, because the birds we usually see on the pond (ducks, geese, herons, swans, egrets) always float on the water, never underneath.

The neck and head then disappeared underwater. With my curiosity piqued, I pulled my phone out and started recording a video, waiting for the bird to reappear. About 15 seconds later the head and neck reappeared, and eventually the bird's body surfaced and it flew away.

After I got home, I asked Wendy, who has become the resident bird expert in our household, thanks to the 2 bird identification apps she installed on her phone, what kind of bird it might have been. She plugged in the facts I reported into one of the apps, and said "It was probably a double-crested cormorant." After looking up more information online, that sounds right.

First, here's a close-up of the head and neck as it reappeared:

And of the bird as it flew away (it stayed just above the water as it flew):

When I looked up more information about cormorants, one of the first things I read was from this article:

They can dive up to 25 feet deep in pursuit of prey or cruise just below the surface with only their long necks and heads above the water — giving the appearance of a periscope or a cross between snake and bird.

That describes exactly what I saw! The article also mentions that cormorants nearly went extinct due to "pesticides and persecution": because they eat fish, cormorants were viewed as pests by commercial fishermen and fish hatcheries. In 1974, only 12 cormorant nests existed in Illinois, all in 2 trees along the Mississippi River. But, after the pesticides were banned, they've become common again in the state. By 2018, there were 40,000 nesting pairs in the Great Lakes area. That's quite a comeback!

I also read this article ("Cool Cormorants") that had some neat facts:

  • Cormorant feathers are not waterproof. Instead, they get waterlogged, which helps them sink and dive better.
  • After exiting the water, they sit in the sun with their wings spread open, to help dry their feathers.
  • Their short wings are great for use as rudders under the water, but it comes with a price: "cormorants have the highest energy cost of any flying bird".
  • After eating they regurgitate pellets containing fish bones and other indigestible parts.

This evening, Wendy and I went for a bike ride around the neighborhood. At one point, we passed by the pond and there happened to be a cormorant sitting in plain sight on the shore:

It seemed fairly oblivious to what was going on. An SUV stopped briefly so the driver could get a good look at it. A couple out for a walk stopped to watch it, and then Wendy and I parked our bikes next to it so I could take the picture. The cormorant seemed completely unconcerned about all the attention. I then remembered that as I was walking around Saturday afternoon, I saw the dead body of a dark-colored bird floating along the shore. Now I wonder if it could have been this cormorant's mate.

Finally, I'm not the only one to think that cormorants look like a small Loch Ness monster. A quick Google search turned up several other articles making the same observation, including this one from, funnily enough, The Oklahoman.